There was  one successful Marketing Executive, customers or clients were very irritated by him,because of his Pile On (chepu) nature.

They used to say “Isse bade wala chepu humne nai dekha ,pata nai iski maa ne kyaa khilaya hoga”

Suddenly,advertisement goes into flash back,there he was having his meal in empty Fevicol container.

“Jab yeh abhi tak chipakna nai chuta toh samaan kyaa cheej hai ,fevicol ka jod majboot jod. ”

A movie  going on, in a theatre…..

First  Scene:Spectators were leaving the  stadium in the middle of the cricket match and getting back their ticket money  with some deduction in amount.

 Second Scene:Odions left the movie in between and getting back rest of the ticket amount .

Third Scene:A fat lady pulls the train’s chain and ticket checker returning her rest of the amount.

One guy in the middle of movie “what the hack is this”,does it happens in real life!!

One gal stood up and said use tata pay per second”isme jitna baat karo utna paise do”!!

Man: Climbed up to himalya for pure mountain water and when he was about to take water from the  lake ,suddenly a voice comes from a parrot.

Parrot:Abey ghodu (slang) ,Bisleri water is not available at your place?

Man:yes,available.

Parrot:So,why you have come here ,bisleri water is a pure himalya water.

Man:Pat on his forehead and threw away tha bucket full of water.

“Bisleri …Evolve  from the pure mountain water”

Rider with Yamaha YZF R1  racing  with a cheetah (man eater),whom forest officers were desperately wanted to put it in the  cage.cheetah was almost one meter behind rider, striving for bikers flesh.

Suddenly they both  met with a slippery surface , rider applied the  breaks and get freezed on the  spot whereas  the cheetah got slipped and fell into the open cage.

“Yamaha YZF R1 the fastest animal on earth”

Customer On phone: To Microvave Customer Care Executive::Hello sir my microwave does’t  work properly in summers whts the problem

Customer Care Executive:Don’t Worry sir I will send some representative soon.

Representative:Whts the Problem sir.

Customer:Look at it ,microvave is not working fine.

Representative:Try to figure out the problem and after couple of hours saw Samsung AC was on. He just Switched it off and Microwave was now heating food properly.

Samsung AC’s where Ice >Fire!!!

Flyover Full of traffic and no road lamps on.

Suddenly sleek and elegant sedan arrives and all the lamps starts glowing

one by one matching the car pace and all the traffic starts giving way to that sedan.

“Skoda superb let it go”

Gal 1:Checking out  the result at college.

 Gal 2on phone:History

Gal 1:Sprite

Gal2:Geography

Gal1:Sprite.

Gal2:Arts.

Gal1:Sprite.

Gal2:Party DOne

GAl1:Sprite.

“Sprite Clear hai”

Man:Soul taker(yamraaj),Please let me live untill my swatch watch will stop  running.

Soul taker:Your wish is granted.

Man:Thank u!!

After 80 years man turned old and desperate to die but watch still running.